The Bright Sword
by Lev Grossman
Contents
Chapter Eleven: The Tale of Sir Palomides
Overview
Summary
The chapter recounts the backstory of Sir Palomides, a fourth-born prince of Baghdad in the caliph's royal precinct. As a young man, he frequented the suq al-warraqin, a paper-sellers' market, where he debated with friends Hassan, Tahir, and Ziyad. When they discussed wild rumors about the distant, barbarous land of Britain, Palomides—craving a heroic story to make his mark and escape his life of leisured irrelevance as a fourth son—impulsively declared he would travel there himself.
The journey took two years, by camel along the Silk Road through Mosul, Sivas, Ankara, to Constantinople, then by sea to Venice (where he adopted the name Palomides from a minor Trojan War figure), then through Milan, Cologne, and Bruges, finally sailing the Western Sea to Britain. He arrived intrigued by rumors of King Arthur, who had unified the warring British.
At Camelot, Palomides was disappointed: the famed Round Table, Rose Garden, menagerie, and library all paled beside Baghdad's splendors. Merlin, fluent in Arabic, greeted him as an envoy from the fictional Sarras, a misconception Palomides stopped trying to correct. He observed the court carefully for a planned book—noting Arthur's solar charisma and relentless energy, Bedivere's jealous devotion, Lancelot's dangerous skill, and Guinevere's intelligent, bored, and apparently infertile presence.
As summer waned, Palomides prepared to return home. He agreed to chaperone court ladies on a country picnic, where they gossiped about him in Latin, assuming he didn't understand. A newly arrived blond lady with an overbite—Isolde—defended him flirtatiously. Three armed brigands then accosted the women, demanding rent, jewelry, and rape. Palomides, eager to finally act as a hero, drew his Damascus-steel sword and killed two attackers with ease, sparing the third on condition he convert to Islam and pilgrimage to Mecca.
Returning to the panicked women, Palomides found Isolde the Beautiful (also called Isolde the Blonde) calmly standing. She detached a sleeve of her dress and offered it to him to clean his sword. In that instant, Palomides fell madly in love with her—an event that would clearly redirect his planned departure and the course of his life.
Who Appears
- Sir PalomidesFourth-born prince of Baghdad who impulsively travels to Britain seeking heroism; observes Camelot, slays brigands, falls for Isolde.
- Isolde the BeautifulRecently arrived blond lady at court with overbite; flirts with Palomides, calmly hands him her sleeve to clean his blade after the fight.
- HassanBaghdad paper-seller of Indian mathematical tracts who first tells Palomides Britain is a Christian city ruled by seven kings.
- TahirStrikingly handsome Baghdad bookseller of Chinese medical texts; one of Palomides's pedantic market friends.
- ZiyadHunchbacked Baghdad pen-box merchant; spins fanciful tales of the Sea of Darkness and bird-fruit-eating Britons.
- King ArthurTall, charismatic, relentlessly energetic Christian king who graciously receives Palomides; described as a self-consuming fire holding Britain together.
- MerlinLank-haired advisor who startles Palomides by speaking fluent Arabic and accepts his homage on Arthur's behalf.
- Sir BedivereArthur's one-handed shadow with melting, adoring eyes, jealous of those who get close to the king.
- LancelotForeign knight of unmatched, almost assassin-like combat prowess kept close by Arthur.
- GuinevereTall, intelligent, dangerously bored queen suspected of infertility, whom some at court wish to replace.
- The boxer brigandBlond, broken-nosed leader of three would-be rapists who demands rent from the ladies; killed by Palomides.
- GeorgeHeavy, mournful-eyed brigand who mocks Palomides and is the first slain in the meadow fight.