Cover of The Thrice-Bound Fool (Blacktongue, #2)

Blacktongue, #2

The Thrice-Bound Fool

by Christopher Buehlman


Genre
Fantasy
Pages
380
Contents

27. A Blarghing in the Bone Palace

Overview

Kinch joins the royal procession from the Halfmoon to Erydon’s Bone Palace, where cloud-ships drop petals and printed schedules. Inside, he witnesses elite gluttony aided by a vomit cart and brutal arena bouts. King Agraias grows drunk and sentimental, while Queen Neffa warns him. The king reveals Galva’s fight is imminent, heightening stakes.

Summary

Kinch, with Princess Renata and the royal family, joins the mass procession from the Halfmoon to the Bone Palace. Cloud-ships bombard the crowd first with fiery petals, then with printed leaflets—game schedules—introducing Kinch to uniform printed letters. Renata delights in the spectacle; Kinch pretends illiteracy.

At the Bone Palace, Kinch marvels at its exterior built with mortared skeletons and a towering golden skeleton of Thumos with his fire-dog, Magmas. Renata exults in Thumos’s destructive power, and, carried playfully by Renata, Kinch enters as paper still rains.

Inside, Kinch sits with the royals beneath orange canopies while most spectators crowd stone seats. He notes monumental stone hands framing the eastern opening, their purpose unclear yet. The Lunar Games begin as a citywide holiday of excess.

Lavish feasts roll out for the elite. Kinch is horrified by a “sauce-cart” used to purge food mid-banquet so revelers can gorge again. His disgust hardens his contempt for Erydon’s culture and god, whom he mocks as a “blarghing.”

When the games turn bloody, Kinch watches a true giant battle a bull elephant; the elephant crushes the giant against the wall, and attendants rake black sand clear of gore. King Agraias, drunk and weepy yet friendly, speaks Arvisk and sympathizes with the wounded elephant, while Kinch plays along.

Queen Neffa, also speaking Arvisk, warns the king he’ll miss moonrise if he keeps drinking. A discreet steward fixes the king’s wig and removes a frog leg from his beard. Then King Agraias consults a leaflet and announces the “expensive fighter-girl” he bought—Galva—is up next, setting the stage for her bout.

Who Appears

  • Kinch
    Narrator and Renata’s fool; observes the procession, grotesque feasting, and brutal games; hides his literacy; hears Galva is up next.
  • Princess Renata
    Exults in the petal bombardment and Thumos; carries Kinch playfully; attends the games with the royal family.
  • King Agraias
    Gluttonous and drunk yet sentimental; speaks Arvisk to Kinch; announces Galva’s imminent fight.
  • Queen Neffa
    Chides the king for overdrinking; participates from the royal box, pragmatic and sharp-tongued.
  • King’s steward
    Discreetly straightens the king’s wig and removes food from his beard during the games.
  • Galva
    Referenced as the costly fighter the king bought; scheduled to fight next, raising immediate stakes.
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