Cover of A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5)

A Song of Ice and Fire, #5

A Dance with Dragons

by George R. R. Martin


Genre
Fantasy
Pages
690
Contents

TYRION — Chapter 67

Overview

Tyrion buys his way into the Second Sons with promissory notes, formally joining their rolls and being set to paymaster duties. He secures mismatched armor for himself and Penny, reunites with a branded Jorah Mormont, and forces Penny to face their peril. Assessing the siege, Tyrion concludes the Second Sons must switch sides and vows to engineer the turn.

Summary

Tyrion faces a daunting stack of promissory notes demanded by the Second Sons. Bantering with Brown Ben Plumm, Inkpots, and Kasporio, he signs escalating sums—culminating in enormous personal notes for the officers—calculating that either Casterly Rock will cover them one day or they will be worthless if he dies. He is assigned to Inkpots for ledgers and warned to keep hidden as an escaped slave.

Inkpots produces the company’s great book, and Tyrion writes his name in red-tinged ink, completing his induction. He is told to take company steel and discreetly equip Penny as well. Tyrion rouses a depressed Penny, conceals her identity, and escorts her to the armory.

Serjeant Snatch assigns Kem to guide them. On the walk, Kem recalls the Blackwater and fleeing Stannis’s defeat; Tyrion deflects with wry talk of King’s Landing and Lannister reputation. At the wagons, the arms are mostly battered; Hammer sleeps off drink while Nail supervises.

Jorah Mormont emerges in mismatched armor, his branded face hardened. Tyrion and Penny pick through the refuse: Tyrion settles on a brutal dirk, rejects heavy or unsuitable weapons, and insists Penny find a helm and protection despite her reluctance. When Penny clings to dreams of her dead brother and lost animals, Tyrion slaps her lightly to break the fantasy and forces her to accept their danger.

Tyrion and Penny confront the hard truths of slavery and survival; Tyrion admits slaves sometimes choose bondage over death but presses Penny to live through the coming battle. Jorah judges the Yunkai’i cause failing against Unsullied and dragons once Daenerys returns. Concluding the Second Sons are on the losing side, Tyrion declares he will contrive their timely defection.

Who Appears

  • Tyrion Lannister
    Joins the Second Sons by signing massive notes, secures arms, confronts Penny, and resolves to flip the company’s allegiance.
  • Brown Ben Plumm
    Captain of the Second Sons; extracts the largest reward note and warns Tyrion to keep hidden.
  • Inkpots (Tybero Istarion)
    Paymaster; manages Tyrion’s notes, inducts him into the company book, assigns ledger duties.
  • Penny
    Despondent former slave and mummer; resists arming up, mourns her losses, is forced to prepare.
  • Jorah Mormont
    Branded and armored sellsword; assesses the siege grimly and joins Tyrion and Penny at the wagons.
  • Kasporio the Cunning
    Second Sons officer who jeers at Tyrion and spreads word of slave-catchers.
  • Snatch
    Serjeant who assigns Kem to escort Tyrion and Penny to the armory.
  • Kem
    Young spearman from King’s Landing; escorts the dwarfs and recalls the Blackwater.
  • Hammer
    Often-drunken smith; asleep while the others search the wagons for gear.
  • Nail
    Hammer’s apprentice; allows Tyrion and Penny to scavenge company steel.
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