Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6
The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
by Matt Dinniman
Contents
Chapter 33
Overview
Carl turns the chaos of Minge’s rampage into an improvised solution by releasing the vorpals, celestial anti-demon weapons that ultimately kill the escaped demon. Katia completes the Astrid job and secures the orchid, moving Carl’s plan to save her much closer to success, though Carl still needs Odette to become their adjutant. The chapter also exposes more of Samantha’s strange nature and leaves Astrid’s death emotionally rippling through the club’s NPCs and performers.
Summary
After Astrid dies, the Night Wyrm’s job update confirms the assassination and orders the body brought to the guild for payment. Carl is shaken by how easily he tore off Astrid’s wings, especially because Astrid had moved to protect Carl from Minge. Katia returns to human form, stores Astrid’s body in her inventory, and prepares to finish the quest while Minge continues destroying the club below.
Carl sends Katia up the secret bathroom stairwell to claim the reward while Carl stays behind to solve the Minge problem. Carl messages Mordecai, who explains that vorpals are not a species but a celestial condition: anti-demon guardians who become stronger near demons, draw demon aggression, may explode if defeated, and eventually return to the celestial realm after feeding on demon blood. Carl realizes the demon traps near the hidden room were meant to keep demons away from the vorpals, not to keep the vorpals contained.
As Minge tears into the kitchen, Carl orders the terrified kitchen staff to flee through the secret stairwell. Samantha arrives with Charles the bartender dangling from the strange inner space of her neck, insisting they are on a date. Carl builds a desperate plan with spider automatons: one bot is sent to remove the bracing from the vorpal door, while others carry holy-water smoke and a demon snare to distract Minge long enough for Carl and the others to escape.
Katia messages that the quest is complete and that she has the orchid. Samantha taunts Minge, and Minge grabs Charles, ripping the bartender apart. Carl’s automatons activate, splashing Minge with shrine water and holy-water smoke; the attacks barely injure the level-225 demon but hurt enough to make Minge withdraw. Carl runs for the stairwell with Samantha, joining fleeing NPCs as the released vorpals begin shrieking below.
On the top floor, Samantha explains that a knife game opened a tear into the Nothing, allowing Minge, Slit’s younger sister, to escape. Carl finds the strip club packed with evacuees, dancers, and customers, including Damascus Steel and Anaconda, who are weeping after learning Astrid is dead. Katia embraces Carl and confirms Huanxin said one more step remains; Carl knows he still needs Odette to become the group’s adjutant, while Katia decides not to eat the orchid until the ninth floor because she refuses to abandon her squad.
Minge reaches through the top floor, but the vorpals catch up and attack from below. Yellow fluid sprays through the floor as Minge dies cursing Samantha. Samantha, covered in gore and delighted by the chaos, declares that they should go clubbing more often.
Who Appears
- CarlShaken after killing Astrid; releases the vorpals with automatons and leads the escape upstairs.
- KatiaCompletes the assassination job, obtains the orchid, and refuses to abandon her squad before the ninth floor.
- Samantha / PsamatheCauses Minge’s escape, drags Charles around, taunts Minge, and revels in the club chaos.
- MingeLevel-225 feral demon from the Nothing who ravages the Desperado before the vorpals kill her.
- Charles EllisPorsuk bartender trapped in Samantha’s neck cavity and violently ripped apart by Minge.
- MordecaiExplains that vorpals are celestial anti-demon guardians and warns Carl to avoid them.
- AstridDead fairy mark whose body completes the job; her death causes grief among club performers.
- Damascus SteelIfrit dancer and Guild of Suffering member who sobs after learning Astrid is dead.
- AnacondaQuarter-naga dancer who cries beside Damascus after news of Astrid’s death.
- HuanxinMessages through Katia’s update, indicating one more step remains before Katia is safe.