Cover of The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6

The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy, Horror
Year
2025
Pages
833
Contents

Chapter 22

Overview

Juice Box escalates the conflict with the sponsors by demanding protected team status for NPCs, and Carl formally backs the proposal. The meeting collapses into violence when a blob sponsor is blown up and Prince Stalwart is killed by an unknown magical arrow, revealing that Juice Box’s rebellion has become a serious faction-level threat.

Afterward, Carl and Donut regroup at the Desperado Club with allied crawlers, where Carl and Katia begin quietly planning the secret assassination of Astrid. Florin gives them a volatile but powerful new totem card, HeyZoos/Uzi Jesus, strengthening their deck while adding another potential control problem.

Summary

Juice Box interrupts the sponsor meeting after killing the Madness viceroy and quickly explains that Carl’s castle has landed in Lemig Sortion territory, where zombies caused by the landing have mostly been handled. She warns that Carl’s forces are trapped between blobs and snakes while orcs and blobs mass near the border, and that Carl’s team has begun building a castle for him.

When Epitome Tagg accuses Juice Box of working with Carl, Juice Box declares herself and the NPCs their own side. Juice Box demands that the sponsors create a tenth team for NPCs, with protections, regeneration, and voting rights. Carl supports the proposal because the NPCs and crawlers share enemies, and Urkel adds the action item to the queue.

Juice Box then detonates a hobgoblin pus device, killing the green blob participant while several sponsors flee. Moments later Prince Stalwart is struck through the eye by a magical arrow from an unknown attacker, fulfilling Juice Box’s earlier taunt though not necessarily by Juice Box herself. With most participants dead, gone, or regenerated out, Cascadia ends the meeting; Rishi proposes a compromise giving unaffiliated NPCs invulnerability and sanctuary, but also threatens harsh retaliation if Juice Box continues attacking.

After the meeting, Carl and Donut coordinate by chat with other crawlers, then continue grinding toward the Desperado Club. They kill spiders for Huanxin’s quest, level up, collect useful cards, and copy material from Carl’s Bahamas book for Pony. They also find a saferoom near the club so Mordecai can safely buy supplies, while Mordecai remains irritated about Donut revealing that his fostering of the changeling children is being made into a movie.

Inside the Desperado Club, Carl and Donut meet Katia, Bautista, Louis, Tran, Britney, Li Jun, Zhang, Li Na, Chris, and Florin. Carl and Katia privately discuss their secret assignment to assassinate Astrid, the club’s powerful assistant manager and head of security, and move her body to the Guild of Suffering. Because Astrid is dangerous and surrounded by guards, Katia begins thinking of a card-based killing plan while Carl considers how to lure Astrid into a safer location.

At the table, Donut tries to reassure Britney about her scar, Carl checks in with several battered crawlers, and Florin explains that he captured but cannot control a powerful unique totem. Florin gives Donut and Carl the level 140 undead healer-ranged totem HeyZoos, also called Uzi Jesus, filling another slot in their deck. Carl then leaves Donut to trade cards while he scouts the club and plans to visit the jeweler for Donut’s tiara before they continue toward Samantha.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Backs Juice Box’s NPC proposal, grinds levels, and privately plans Astrid’s assassination with Katia.
  • Donut
    Reacts to the chaotic meeting, kills spiders, reunites with allies, and receives Florin’s totem card.
  • Juice Box
    Changeling rebel who demands NPC team status and escalates attacks against sponsor factions.
  • Cascadia
    Exhausted meeting handler who fails to control the sponsors and ends the session after violence erupts.
  • Rishi the Naga
    Calm sponsor representative who proposes limited NPC protections while threatening harsh retaliation.
  • Prince Stalwart
    Orc sponsor who opposes Juice Box, then is killed by a mysterious magical arrow.
  • Epitome Tagg
    Furious sponsor who rejects Juice Box’s legitimacy and flees before the explosion.
  • Katia
    Works secretly with Carl on how to lure and kill Astrid using her card deck.
  • Florin
    Crawler who gives Carl and Donut the powerful, uncontrollable HeyZoos/Uzi Jesus totem card.
  • Louis
    Receives news through Donut that Juice Box is alive and more frightening than before.
  • Britney
    Scarred crawler reassured by Donut; now bears an extinction sigil under one eye.
  • Tran
    Quiet survivor of the previous floor, present at the Desperado with a magical wheelchair.
  • Chris
    Lava rock crawler allied with Li Na’s team, briefly checked on by Carl.
  • Li Na
    Crawler already inside the Desperado Club with allied teammates.
  • Clarabelle
    Crocodilian door guard who silently admits Carl and Donut into the Desperado Club.
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