Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1
Dungeon Crawler Carl
by Matt Dinniman
Contents
Chapter 35
Overview
Carl survives the Krakaren explosion only because Donut drags him from the burning room and heals him at the last possible moment. Their victory reveals loot, a neighborhood map, a possible exploit involving indestructible workshop tables, and a dangerous concentration of brindle grubs nearby.
At the tutorial guild, Mordecai warns Carl and Donut about Odette while revealing only limited information about dungeon management, viewers, and monster design. Carl gains new rewards, including a powerful Protective Shell item spell, just before a kua-tin admin arrives and changes the stakes of the meeting.
Summary
Carl survives the explosion but wakes deaf, blind, badly burned, internally bleeding, and with broken legs. The Taint effect still prevents immediate healing, so Donut drags Carl out of the burning boss room by his cloak and prepares a healing scroll before Carl passes out.
Carl awakens as Donut's scroll and Carl's own healing spell repair his body. Carl realizes Donut saved him again, and Donut privately notes that their viewer numbers surged. Carl also deduces that the magical pedicure kit likely saved his feet from being severed, turning a fatal injury into broken legs.
After the fire dies, Carl and Donut inspect the boss chamber. Carl discovers that the alchemy table used as part of their improvised shield is undamaged and suspects an exploitable dungeon bug involving indestructible workshop tables. In Krakaren's lair, they find the dead octopus-like boss, burned clurichauns, dead brindle grubs, a smaller-than-expected moonshine still, and the neighborhood map.
The newly revealed map shows at least fifty slow-moving brindle grubs converging nearby. Since the tutorial guild is only a few hundred meters away, Carl decides they should go speak with Mordecai rather than linger in the area.
At the guild, Mordecai has shapeshifted into a Bugaboo and reacts furiously when Carl reports Odette's offer. Mordecai warns that Odette is clever, useful, and entirely self-interested, but still advises Carl and Donut to appear on her show if invited. He also explains that viewers can see Carl and Donut in the guild room but usually cannot see or hear Mordecai unless they have press credentials.
Carl questions Mordecai about the shortened floor timer, Damien, Agatha being edited out, monster design, and the Desperado Club tattoo, but Mordecai is limited in what he can reveal. Carl opens reward boxes, gains the Dungeonpreneur achievement for inventing Carl's Jug O' Boom, receives supplies and scrolls, and equips Enchanted BigBoi Boxers that grant constitution and a Protective Shell spell. Before Mordecai can explain the spell's secondary use, an admin warning sounds and a kua-tin, presumably Zev, appears in the room.
Who Appears
- CarlSurvives the explosion, analyzes loot and dungeon mechanics, and questions Mordecai.
- DonutDrags Carl from the fire, heals him, and receives a constitution-boosting brush.
- MordecaiGuildmaster now shaped as a Bugaboo; warns about Odette and limited dungeon truths.
- OdetteAbsent interviewer whose offer provokes Mordecai’s anger and warnings.
- ZevKua-tin expected by Mordecai; an admin arrives as cameras shut off.
- KrakarenDead borough boss whose lair yields the map and clues about future encounters.