Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7
This Inevitable Ruin
by Matt Dinniman
Contents
Chapter 34
Overview
Under parlay, King Rust reveals that Princess Formidable has hijacked a Skull Empire cruiser and intends to activate a solar-system failsafe that would kill everyone and plunge the galaxy into chaos. Carl realizes the threat is real but secretly knows the failsafe cannot work because he already disabled it, so he maneuvers to exploit Rust’s planned withdrawal.
The fragile strategic opening collapses when Rosetta suddenly assassinates Rust in front of both armies. Rust’s death turns a possible retreat into an immediate enemy charge, radically escalating the battlefield crisis.
Summary
Carl and Donut enter the parlay bubble, unable to use chat even with each other. Carl tells Donut to let Carl handle the talking, but King Rust appears emotionally shattered, crying and muttering as though gripped by rage, grief, and despair. Victory and Judge Deng withdraw from the bubble, leaving Carl, Donut, Rust, and their mounts to speak privately.
Rust asks Carl whether Carl has children, then says Rust envies Carl because Rust has three foolish children. Rust explains that Princess Formidable has seized one of Rust’s cruisers with Skull Empire marines and is about five hours from a monitor station orbiting Venus. Formidable has publicly announced her plan to take the station and manually activate a system failsafe that will trigger a reaction in the sun and kill everyone in the solar system.
Rust says Formidable believes she is preventing a worse catastrophe: the current system AI’s madness spreading to the center system and causing mass extinction. Rust dismisses the theory as baseless, but acknowledges that the failsafe’s security can be bypassed because the Skull Empire secretly builds backdoors into the satellites it manufactures. He also admits the resulting collapse would devastate the galaxy, disrupt the Dream, create famine and war, and leave Reavers positioned to exploit the chaos.
Rust asks Carl to send Formidable a message on behalf of Earth, hoping she might hesitate because of her sympathy for the human “seeds.” Carl presses Rust on what Earth gains, since if Formidable stops, Rust’s army will still try to destroy Carl’s forces. After negotiation, Rust agrees to withdraw his armies while Carl and Donut agree not to harass the retreat, ostensibly so leaders can prepare final messages.
Once the bubble drops, messages flood Carl and Donut’s feed. Zev confirms Formidable’s plan is real and that the system is in chaos, but Carl privately tells Donut the failsafe will not work because Carl already deactivated it. Carl plans to pretend ignorance long enough for Rust’s army to retreat, then coordinate with Florin to strike them from behind.
Before Rust’s withdrawal can matter, Rosetta emerges from underground using a tech-based invisibility cloak. She leaps onto Rust’s yak, loops a whip around Rust’s neck, and decapitates him. After several seconds of stunned silence, Rust’s enraged army charges.
Who Appears
- CarlNegotiates with Rust, recognizes the failsafe threat, and secretly knows it is already disabled.
- Princess DonutAccompanies Carl under parlay, questions Rust’s claims, and learns Carl is hiding a solution.
- King RustDevastated orc ruler seeking Carl’s help before Rosetta publicly assassinates him.
- RosettaAmbushes Rust from concealment and decapitates him, triggering the enemy charge.
- Princess FormidableAbsent but central threat; hijacks a cruiser to activate the solar-system failsafe.
- VictoryCarl’s adjutant, watches Formidable’s broadcast and confers with Judge Deng outside the bubble.
- Judge DengRust’s adjutant, shares Formidable’s message with Victory and appears shaken.
- ZevConfirms by message that Formidable’s mission is real and causing systemwide chaos.