Cover of This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7

This Inevitable Ruin

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy
Year
2024
Pages
801
Contents

Chapter 84

Overview

Emberus’s arrival turns the endgame into a strict countdown: the 9th floor will burn in 66 minutes unless Carl’s faction wins Faction Wars and escapes. Carl forces Katia to begin the orchid ritual early, sacrificing time for farewells so the goddess can arrive before the floor collapses.

At the same time, Mordecai’s team performs a desperate transplant using Princess Lunette’s naiad organs to save Louis and remove Tagg. The surgery succeeds, Mongo destroys Tagg, and the Dream falls, leaving the Princess Posse with one enemy faction and only 32 minutes to finish everything.

Summary

Emberus enters the 9th floor after Samantha admits involvement in Geyrun’s death, and a forced team quest announces that the floor will be destroyed in fire in 66 minutes unless Faction Wars is won and the survivors escape. Carl immediately orders everyone back to Larracos, tells Justice Light to finish preparing his trap, and realizes the group must accelerate every remaining plan at once.

Because Katia’s Orchid of Eileithyia requires a full hour of unconsciousness before the goddess appears, Carl orders Katia to eat it immediately despite Donut’s distress and Katia’s unfinished preparations. Katia says she loves everyone and collapses with one percent health, leaving Donut upset that there was no proper goodbye. Carl concludes that if the ceremony runs long, he may have to stall Emberus by giving Samantha to him at the last possible moment.

Carl then turns to the immediate need to defeat the Dream by freeing Louis from Tagg’s embedded heart and lungs. Mordecai, Edgar, Juice Box, Imani, Rosetta, Tipid, Donut, Carl, and others prepare a risky surgical transplant using Princess Lunette’s naiad flesh-golem body and Loita’s kua-tin rebreather, since Louis will need naiad organs and water-breathing adaptations to survive.

As Mordecai opens Louis’s chest, Tagg realizes something is wrong and threatens to kill Louis. Donut distracts Tagg by mocking his fixation on his mother, enraging him long enough for the team to continue. When Tagg stops Louis’s heart before the procedure is fully ready, Bucket Boy yanks out the artificial heart and lungs, Donut administers Mordecai’s Special Brew, and Juice Box activates the transplanted naiad organs.

The transplant succeeds after Mordecai installs the rebreather internally and uses a Water Breathing scroll to stabilize Louis’s new gills. Louis wakes confused but alive. Mongo spits out the destroyed remains of Tagg’s organs, earning the kill credit; the Dream is defeated, its assets transfer to the Princess Posse, and only two factions remain with 32 minutes left before Emberus destroys the floor. Carl calls for Sledge, signaling the next phase must begin immediately.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Takes command during Emberus’s countdown and forces accelerated plans to win and escape.
  • Donut
    Grieves Katia’s rushed ritual, helps surgery, and distracts Tagg with insults.
  • Katia
    Eats the orchid early, becoming unconscious so the goddess can be summoned.
  • Louis
    Survives Tagg’s removal after receiving Princess Lunette’s naiad heart and lungs.
  • Mordecai
    Leads the emergency surgical transplant that separates Louis from Tagg.
  • Samantha
    Her admission summons Emberus’s wrath and makes her the god’s demanded prisoner.
  • Emberus
    Arrives enraged over Geyrun’s death and threatens to burn the entire floor.
  • Epitome Tagg
    Embedded in Louis’s organs, panics during surgery and is destroyed by Mongo.
  • Juice Box
    Uses magic to activate the transplanted naiad organs inside Louis.
  • Imani
    Helps prepare and transfer Princess Lunette’s organs for Louis’s transplant.
  • Rosetta
    Explains stairwell mechanics and assists with the naiad organ extraction.
  • Mongo
    Chews up Tagg’s removed organs and receives credit for killing him.
  • Princess Lunette
    Her naiad flesh-golem body provides the organs used to save Louis.
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