Cover of This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7

This Inevitable Ruin

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy
Year
2024
Pages
801
Contents

Chapter 63

Overview

Carl’s stealth team reaches Madness territory and begins the dangerous approach to the castle through a dense minefield, but the operation is complicated when Holger is replaced by Dong Quixote, Gonk, and Bigs. Carl also struggles to stop micromanaging the Reaver assault as Louis faces a dragon threat, eventually relying on Samantha’s new officer ability to help target it. The chapter ends with Samantha’s bait plan going wrong when the Feral God Yarilo enters the realm, escalating the chaos across the battlefield.

Summary

Carl, Elle, and their group enter Madness territory under Elle McGib’s Subterfuge spell, which hides them unless someone leaves the protected area. Carl worries that the long-open portal may have exposed them, but the area is empty. Ahead lies a huge, glittering minefield between the woods and the Madness castle, filled with alarm, teleport, monster-summon, and guard-summon traps that could expose or overwhelm the team.

While preparing the infiltration, Carl continues monitoring other battlefronts. Samantha and Donut report a blurry bleached drake circling near the Reaver castle, and Samantha warns it has gravity magic. Carl initially orders Louis away from the danger, but Boomer privately reminds Carl that Louis’s bombing run is essential to the Reaver assault and that Carl ceded command of that operation to Rosetta and Boomer. Carl apologizes, reverses the order, and tells Louis to proceed carefully while saving anti-air missiles for the dragon.

Carl summons reinforcements through teleport traps, expecting Katia, Imani, Holger, and Splash Zone. Katia, Imani, and Splash Zone arrive, but Holger’s trap brings Dong Quixote instead, mounted on Gonk, with Bigs riding along. Dong explains that Holger stayed behind to protect frightened children and Miss Nadine, and that he received Holger’s half of the trap. Carl is irritated because Holger’s small size suited the stealth mission, but Dong insists that Gonk is light-footed enough to cross the minefield.

Reports come in that missiles hit the Reaver castle, though some exploded before impact and the dragon was not struck. Carl forms a risky workaround: he temporarily makes Samantha an officer so she can use Paint the Target on the dragon for Bomo and Sledge. Elle, Katia, Imani, and Splash Zone openly criticize Carl for continuing to micromanage other operations instead of focusing on their own mission, and Carl admits the habit before moving the infiltration forward.

Carl maps the trap field for the platoon and orders everyone to stay invisible, quiet, and inside Elle’s spell while Bodi, Prepotente, and the 103rd approach from another side as a distraction. Carl begins collecting summon traps, discovering that some are tied to specific guards and at least one summons fire ants. Meanwhile, Samantha lingers too close to the gate she was supposed to use as bait for a Nothing demon, hoping to draw a demon toward the Reavers. Instead, the gate times out, the Feral God Yarilo enters the realm, and Samantha’s alarmed reaction signals that the broader battlefield has just become even more dangerous.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Leads the Madness infiltration while struggling to stop micromanaging the Reaver assault.
  • Elle McGib
    Casts Subterfuge to hide the platoon and pushes Carl to focus on their mission.
  • Samantha
    Tracks the bleached drake, receives officer targeting power, and waits dangerously near the gate.
  • Louis
    Takes off for the Reaver bombing run despite the dragon’s gravity-magic threat.
  • Dong Quixote
    Unexpectedly replaces Holger, arriving mounted on Gonk and insisting he can aid the stealth approach.
  • Katia
    Arrives as planned through a teleport trap and supports the infiltration team.
  • Imani
    Arrives to help Carl disarm alarm traps during the approach to the Madness castle.
  • Splash Zone
    Joins the infiltration and silently sides with others frustrated by Carl’s divided attention.
  • Bigs
    Rides in with Dong, eager for violence but ordered to stay on Gonk.
  • Gonk
    Dong’s swamp yak mount, claimed to be nimble enough for the minefield.
  • Boomer
    Commands the Reaver assault and reminds Carl not to undermine operational command.
  • Donut
    Reports on the Dream castle collapse and tries unsuccessfully to shoot the distant dragon.
  • Yarilo
    Feral God who enters the realm after Samantha’s gate plan fails.
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