Cover of This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7

This Inevitable Ruin

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy
Year
2024
Pages
801
Contents

Chapter 81

Overview

Carl’s group retreats toward safety with Louis unconscious and Tagg embedded in his replacement organs, turning Louis’s rescue into a hostage crisis. Carl deduces that Tagg, like Fang, is a hidden cyborg/Reaver-like entity capable of surviving through biomechanical systems.

The revelation is important enough that Prime Minister Glory attempts to assassinate Carl through a Syndicate control panel, but the dungeon AI blocks it and threatens retaliation. The chapter broadens the stakes from battlefield survival to open political and orbital conflict while multiple urgent events converge.

Summary

After the destroyed transport, Carl’s group uses stored vehicles and mounts to travel toward the nearest safe room on the way back to Larracos. Carl rides his motorcycle, Donut rides Mongo, Katia drives the royal chariot with the rescued strippers, and Juice Box carries unconscious Louis while Bautista holds him in place. Jamal, whose cybernetic legs were ruined by the blast, complains until Katia reassures him that Mordecai has another set.

As the group moves, Mordecai explains the likely mechanics of Fang’s survival and death. Fang probably survived Donut’s earlier War Crime spell by reducing himself to a tiny biological remnant inside a robotic contingency form, then fled into his pet dragon Calliope. Carl’s bomb pulse destroyed Calliope before Fang could finish taking over or receive another body, killing him.

The discussion turns to Louis, whose new heart and lungs contain Epitome Tagg. Mordecai believes Tagg may not be merely hiding in Louis’s organs but may actually be part of them, making removal dangerous. Carl realizes this resembles previous possession or infiltration cases, but with a new complication: Tagg controls Louis’s vital systems and threatens in warlord chat to shut Louis down if anyone tries to extract him.

Carl questions Juice Box about the Dream headquarters and Tagg’s pre-dungeon body. Juice Box says her people are less than two hours from capturing the Dream headquarters and that she never touched Tagg before because he stayed inaccessible in the flag room. Carl suddenly realizes the obvious conclusion: Epitome Tagg is a cyborg like Fang, capable of embedding biological and mechanical processing into another body.

Before Carl can say it, everything freezes. The dungeon AI announces that Prime Minister Glory tried to assassinate Carl through an old Syndicate control mechanism, but the AI overrode the attempt and threatens anyone who meddles with dungeon deaths outside the rules. When time resumes, Zev reports orbital warships firing on each other and conflicting orders from the Syndicate Council and the Valtay showrunners.

Carl announces his theory aloud and in chat. Mordecai and Rosetta agree it fits Reaver physiology better than a Valtay worm explanation, because Reavers can isolate processing systems throughout their bodies. At the same time, other crises converge: Florin reports that someone is crowning, Justice Light says the Gate of the Feral Gods has been retrieved and is ready for Juice Box, and Donut sums up the chaos by noting that everything is happening at once.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Leads the retreat, analyzes Louis’s condition, deduces Tagg is a Fang-like cyborg.
  • Donut
    Questions Tagg’s methods, worries over Louis, and comments on the converging chaos.
  • Louis
    Unconscious rescuee whose replacement organs contain Tagg and keep him alive.
  • Epitome Tagg
    Embedded in Louis’s vital organs and threatens to kill him if removed.
  • Juice Box
    Carries Louis, monitors the Dream headquarters assault, and supplies key information about Tagg.
  • Mordecai
    Explains Fang’s survival mechanism and evaluates theories about Tagg’s presence in Louis.
  • Katia
    Drives the chariot and reassures Jamal about replacement cybernetic legs.
  • The dungeon AI
    Blocks Prime Minister Glory’s assassination attempt and warns against further outside meddling.
  • Prime Minister Glory
    Attempts to assassinate Carl through an old Syndicate override mechanism.
  • Zev
    Reports orbital fighting and conflicting Syndicate and Valtay orders after the failed assassination.
  • Jamal
    Complains after Carl’s blast ruins another set of cybernetic legs.
  • Rosetta
    Confirms Reaver physiology supports Carl’s cyborg theory better than a worm explanation.
  • Florin
    Reports that someone is crowning, adding another urgent crisis.
  • Justice Light
    Announces the Gate of the Feral Gods has been retrieved and readied for Juice Box.
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