Cover of This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7

This Inevitable Ruin

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy
Year
2024
Pages
801
Contents

Chapter 23

Overview

Carl’s counterattack begins as the Princess Posse launches a coordinated assault across No Man’s Land instead of waiting defensively for the magic ban to end. Louis’s bombing run, Elle’s anti-air strike, the NPC team’s breach, and the Dazzlers’ disorienting barrage create enough confusion for the troops to charge the enemy trenches.

The chapter shifts the battle from preparation to open offensive action, testing Carl and Donut’s command under heavy fire. Donut’s leadership style and private fear show both her growth as a warlord and the emotional cost of the fight.

Summary

Carl waits in the trench with Donut, Dong Quixote, Holger, Mongo, and other Princess Posse troops while mages stack protection spells on the assault group. The dirt spine shielding them from enemy fire is allowed to erode because the attackers need a path forward and a lower barrier if retreat becomes necessary.

Imani arrives in time to add powerful calming buffs and Total Ear Protection for Donut and Mongo. Victory appears with Drick, the Dream elf adjutant for the NPC team, who insists on observing because Team Retribution is participating in the assault. Carl coordinates by chat with Louis, Elle, and Britney: Louis prepares a bombing run, Elle targets anti-air weapons, and Britney sends the NPC team forward.

Donut gives the army its order to attack after the first bomb falls, telling soldiers to use ear protection, drink invisibility potions, accept obfuscation, and sprint into the enemy trenches. Donut also promises a prize for whoever kills the most enemy soldiers, explaining that positive reinforcement is better than the threats veterans remember from previous Faction Wars.

Carl reflects that the enemy expects the Posse to defend for a week until offensive magic becomes legal, while the enemy intends to soften them with artillery and overrun them quickly. Instead, Carl’s side uses a plan partly prepared by Tipid and Rosetta and partly devised by Carl, Donut, Katia, Imani, Elle, Mordecai, and Victory. Louis’s bombs strike the ground in front of the enemy trenches, creating craters, burying defenders in dirt, and clearing traps and protections.

As the bombing starts, Princess Posse soldiers begin charging into No Man’s Land under invisibility. Elle damages the first anti-air battery, the trebuchet launches Dazzlers into the craters, and dozens of traps blast flashing lights and deafening music toward the enemy line. Reports come in that the NPC team has breached the second trench, and Louis survives his run despite being hit by spells.

Carl, Donut, Mongo, and Imani wait briefly while illusionists create decoys and enemy fire flashes through the dark. Donut admits she is afraid but has grown numb during action, with fear hitting harder afterward. Carl feels shaken too, then climbs over the trench with Donut and joins more than two thousand Princess Posse fighters in their first direct assault into enemy fire.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Coordinates the assault, monitors allied actions, and joins the charge into enemy fire.
  • Princess Donut
    Commands the Princess Posse, motivates troops with rewards, and charges into battle on Mongo.
  • Imani
    Arrives before the assault to apply calming buffs and ear-protection spells.
  • Mongo
    Donut’s dinosaur mount; receives protection and invisibility before joining the charge.
  • Louis
    Flies the bombing run that craters the ground before the enemy trenches.
  • Elle
    Uses Carl’s missile launcher to disable or disrupt enemy anti-air defenses.
  • Britney
    Coordinates the NPC team and reports their movement into the enemy trenches.
  • Drick
    Dream elf adjutant for the NPC team; appears in the trench to observe the assault.
  • Victory
    Adjutant present with Carl’s group, accompanying Drick during the attack preparations.
  • Holger
    Beaver-form ally in the trench who reacts to Imani’s unusually powerful buff.
  • Dong Quixote
    Ally stationed beside Carl during the final moments before the assault.
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