Cover of This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7

This Inevitable Ruin

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy
Year
2024
Pages
801
Contents

Chapter 25

Overview

Carl’s trench attack succeeds but reveals another dangerous Soul Poisoning side effect: using Daughter’s Kiss now knocks Carl unconscious. With the enemy routed into Team Retribution’s hidden acid trench, Colonel Boomer stabilizes the front while Carl and Donut leave the battlefield for a direct strike on Empress D’Nadia’s underdefended headquarters.

The chapter shifts the battle from mass assault to assassination or confrontation, while also underlining the moral horror of Carl’s tactics and the growing danger to children and allies drawn into the war. Carl ends the chapter inside the Prism headquarters, wearing the Ring of Divine Suffering and ready to confront D’Nadia.

Summary

Carl wakes after losing consciousness for about twenty-five seconds immediately after using Daughter’s Kiss. Donut tells Carl the attack worked: the enemy is breaking. Imani explains that Carl’s Soul Poisoning caused a dangerous debuff called Post Nut Clarity, and that Carl buried nearby allies in dirt while blowing apart the enemy trench. Team Retribution’s operatives have also successfully filled the middle trench and kept its illusion intact.

As Dazzlers continue landing between the captured trench and the enemy fallback line, Colonel Boomer takes command of the assault. Boomer warns the troops not to overextend, because trapped enemies fight hardest, and orders the army to make the battle look like a stalemate long enough for the larger plan to work. Elle reports another anti-air battery is down while Louis prepares Party Planner for extraction.

Carl, Donut, Mongo, and others reach Party Planner, where Carl is angry to find Bonnie aboard as a gunner and later realizes the scout Gangue is actually Skarn disguised as an adult changeling. Carl silently acknowledges that the children should not be in battle but decides there is no time to address it. Imani remains behind to heal the wounded, and Carl sends the assault group one final command to break the enemy.

Party Planner flies low and fast toward the Prism headquarters, using a path cleared by Elle’s anti-air work. During the silent flight, Carl monitors Boomer and Florin while observing Donut, who appears asleep but is not. Louis lands near the enemy castle before it can be alerted.

At the small, poorly defended Prism headquarters, Carl and Donut silently kill the three exterior guards. Carl reasons that Empress D’Nadia has been forced to commit nearly all forces to the front and lacks the officers and resources expected before the quarantine. Carl disables and steals several traps, sends Rend inside first, and confirms through the map that D’Nadia is in the throne room with only a few defenders.

Baroness Victory appears and grimly comments on the mass slaughter caused by Team Retribution’s altered-water trap: fleeing enemies jumped into an illusion-covered trench filled with acid, causing the scout responsible to gain almost twenty levels. Carl ignores the moral warning, puts on the Ring of Divine Suffering, and calls out to Empress D’Nadia, announcing that she has visitors.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Wakes from a Soul Poisoning blackout, directs the assault, then infiltrates D’Nadia’s headquarters.
  • Donut
    Alerts Carl that the attack worked and joins the stealth strike on the Prism headquarters.
  • Imani
    Explains Carl’s blackout and stays behind to save wounded soldiers.
  • Colonel Boomer
    Takes command of the assault and orders troops to contain rather than overrun the enemy.
  • Louis
    Pilots Party Planner on the low, fast mission toward D’Nadia’s castle.
  • Mongo
    Accompanies Donut and Carl from the battlefield onto Party Planner.
  • Bonnie
    Young gnome serving as a door gunner aboard Party Planner, angering Carl.
  • Skarn / Gangue
    Child changeling scout disguised as an adult crew member on Party Planner.
  • Elle
    Destroys anti-air batteries and helps clear Party Planner’s route.
  • Baroness Victory
    Appears inside the headquarters and condemns the power of Team Retribution’s acid tactic.
  • Empress D’Nadia
    Prism leader hiding in the weakly defended headquarters Carl enters.
  • Rend
    Carl’s tummy acher pet rolls into the headquarters ahead of the group.
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