Cover of This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7

This Inevitable Ruin

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy
Year
2024
Pages
801
Contents

Chapter 59

Overview

Operation: Ruin begins as Carl and the Princess Posse launch coordinated offensives across the battlefield, with Carl heading toward his mission against the Madness. The opening moments immediately go off-plan when Reaver missiles target Party Planner, Dream forces mass-teleport against the FUPA, and divine complications erupt near the Dream castle.

Bonnie’s stowaway presence becomes unexpectedly useful when she shoots down the incoming missiles, while Rosetta and Tipid scramble to contain the Dream assault. Elle’s gate brings Meatus into the realm, but the appearance of Harpocrates threatens to disrupt the planned attack on the elf castle.

Summary

Carl opens with a note laying out Operation: Ruin, a coordinated four-pronged offensive meant to end Faction Wars within hours. Florin will handle the orcs, Boomer the Reavers, Donut the Dream, and Carl the Madness, while Rosetta coordinates as theater commander and the 105th Scream Warriors wait as rapid-deploy backup. Carl’s personal mission is to ride with Louis on Party Planner, boost the bomb run over orc territory, then meet Elle and enter Madness territory through the Gate of the Feral Gods to hunt Houston.

As Open Hostilities approach, Cascadia sends a bitter systemwide message urging everyone to kill. Aboard Party Planner, Samantha arrives late after “comforting” soldiers and shows off a wartime hairstyle and a new obscene forehead message. Donut reports that Shanty Town’s wireless PA system is installed, but Carl and Imani warn her not to draw unnecessary divine attention by taunting enemies over the speakers.

The ninety-second warning arrives, and Party Planner lifts off under stealth. Carl checks in with Elle, who has not yet found Tagg, and Louis climbs high through smoke-filled skies toward the first bombing target. Carl then discovers Bonnie and Skarn stowed away despite being forbidden from serving as door gunners, but before Louis can turn back, hostilities officially begin.

Reaver missiles immediately lock onto Party Planner, while the Dream launches long-range magical artillery. The party expected the artillery but not the advanced seeker missiles. Louis dives toward the trees, then turns broadside, and Bonnie calmly uses an upgraded gun and farseer helmet to shoot down the three missiles that survive orc defenses.

As Party Planner resumes its mission under intermittent enemy tracking, battlefield reports flood in. Donut’s flak spell is working against Dream artillery, Elle opens the first gate, and Rosetta reports the first feral god will appear near the Dream castle. The Dream’s artillery is aimed at Tran rather than the FUPA, because Dream forces have mass-teleported outside the Princess Posse headquarters and are rushing the throne room.

Rosetta orders half of the 105th to reinforce Tipid while Justice Light asks for the attackers to be reduced before being drawn into his lair. Elle’s gate releases the feral god Meatus near the Dream castle, creating an opportunity because the Dream army has abandoned its stronghold. Donut orders Britney to move on the elf castle, but Mordecai and Rosetta realize Meatus may summon another deity; Harpocrates appears, and Britney is urgently told to stop the digger before it is used near the god.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Leads the Madness offensive, coordinates allies, and rides Party Planner as Operation: Ruin begins.
  • Louis
    Pilots Party Planner on the opening bomb run and reacts to missile attacks.
  • Samantha
    Accompanies Carl, energized by war movies and assigned to support Boomer’s Reaver offensive.
  • Donut
    Commands the Dream offensive, tests defenses, and orders movement on the elf castle.
  • Bonnie
    Stows away aboard Party Planner and expertly shoots down three incoming Reaver missiles.
  • Skarn
    Stows away with Bonnie aboard Party Planner despite Carl’s explicit ban.
  • Elle
    Prepares to meet Carl and opens the first Gate of the Feral Gods.
  • Rosetta
    Acts as theater commander, coordinates defenses, and orders 105th reinforcements.
  • Tipid
    Defends the FUPA as Dream forces mass-teleport outside and rush the throne room.
  • Britney
    Relays orders to Team Retribution and is told to abort the digger near Harpocrates.
  • Justice Light
    Waits to receive attackers into his lair once their numbers are reduced.
  • Mordecai
    Recognizes the danger of Meatus summoning another deity and warns against the digger.
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