A Parade of Horribles
by Matt Dinniman
Contents
Chapter 74
Overview
The sixth heat drops Carl's team into oversized apartments where each floor hides a mandatory ring and each room contains grotesque shell versions of people tied to a crawler's past. As Carl clears the first two gates, party chat reveals that many teams are encountering similarly personal and disturbing what-if homes, while allies warn that some gates are false or trapped.
A mandatory quest announcement then reframes the entire floor: the system AI says it redesigned the heat after Linus and Minus's plot was exposed, turning these apartments into predictive models about fate and how big choices alter lives. That revelation makes the race more than a scavenger hunt and foreshadows new danger when the AI admits it overlooked a problem in the seventh heat.
Summary
The sixth heat begins when the light turns green and Carl's team races to the duct grate. Donut and another team blast the grate open, Carl tears away the truck roof so he can see, and Pontiff uses the vehicle's bubble to slow their fall into apartment 712. While descending, Carl realizes the racers are tiny compared with the room, spots the first ring under a kitchen table, and sees two enormous level-99 human shells, Hoa and An, living inside a disturbing apartment filled with smoke, loud music, crosses, and pictures with sewn-shut, X-marked eyes.
As Carl studies the room, Donut notices a photograph of Tran without the X-marked eyes, revealing that the apartment is tied to his life. Party chat shows other crawlers are entering similarly warped homes connected to their own families, including Louis and the Popov twins, and Tipid warns that shells should not be killed because they can contain something dangerous. When more racers pour into the room, the human shells finally notice them and start swatting at vehicles. Carl's team drives through the ring to clear the first gate, then Donut casts Hole so the truck can drop out of the apartment before the chaos traps them there.
The team falls into apartment 614, a different and equally artificial-looking space, this time a bedroom with X-eyed posters and a false beach view outside the window. Carl cannot immediately locate the next ring, but Florin reports that detect-magic abilities can identify rings, so Donut switches her sunglasses to magical-flow mode. Prepotente also warns that some apparent gates are fake and trapped. Following the magical trail, Carl's team drives through the hallway, avoids a barking sheepdog shell, reaches the bathroom, climbs the wall on Pontiff's spider-leg setup, and clears the second gate.
Just as the team prepares to drop again, the world freezes and a mandatory quest called Ad Infinitum interrupts the race. The system AI explains that the floor was changed at the last minute after the revelation that Linus was really Minus, an outsider sent to kill Imani and Louis. According to the AI, each apartment is a predictive what-if model built from probabilities about how a crawler's life might have changed if one major event had gone differently, and the AI is using those models to think about fate, choice, and the power of deliberate change. The speech ends with the AI hinting that its rushed redesign created a serious problem for the seventh heat and offering only a participation trophy for finishing the sixth.
Who Appears
- CarlLeads the team into the apartments, studies the shells, and clears the first two gates.
- Princess DonutBlasts open the duct, spots rings, uses magical sight, and casts Hole twice.
- PontiffDrives the upgraded truck, controls the descent, and maneuvers up the bathroom wall.
- System AIAnnounces Ad Infinitum and explains the floor as predictive what-if models about fate and choice.
- Louis Santiago 2Reports seeing his mother's shell apartment and is named as one of Minus's intended targets.
- FlorinTells other racers that detect-magic abilities can reveal the hidden rings.
- PrepotenteWarns the crawlers that some gates are fake and may trigger lethal traps.
- TipidAdvises the crawlers not to kill shells because they can contain hostile creatures.
- ElleShares that her team has entered another crawler-linked apartment full of sewn-eye shells.