Cover of A Parade of Horribles

A Parade of Horribles

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Horror, Humor and Comedy
Year
2026
Pages
705
Contents

Chapter 84

Overview

Carl races through a deserted Hungry Eyes in dachshund form to reach Imani before his renewed slugpox overwhelms him, while the surviving crawlers regroup around his next plan. The chapter pauses the carnage long enough to show how fear, loyalty, and hope are shaping the shrinking alliance. Imani cures Carl, Chris's human form highlights what success could preserve, and the assembled survivors prepare to follow Carl into a casino heist.

Summary

After returning to their cul-de-sac in Hungry Eyes, Carl, still trapped in dachshund form, realizes his slugpox is flaring again and rushes toward the Vendor Village so Imani can cure him. Samantha drives poorly while Donut works the pedals, Jamal stays behind to guard the truck, and Carl notices that every garage except their own is now marked out, underscoring how few teams remain.

As Carl, Donut, and Samantha head for the Hairpin, Donut and Elle discuss the Russians' deaths in chat. Elle argues that the tracksuit team chose betrayal and would have killed other crawlers if they had escaped, while Carl privately reflects that fear drove them and that the dwindling survivors cannot afford to hate one another.

The Vendor Village is eerily deserted, and Carl admits that he forgot Mordecai's prepared cure. A new slug bursts from Carl's back in the street, creating another sluggalo named Lil' Mello Haze, but Carl keeps moving rather than dealing with it. During the run, Elle tells Carl that even failed "crazy Carl plans" matter because they give the remaining crawlers hope and a reason to fight together.

When the group reaches the Hairpin, they find about thirty crawlers waiting. Carl is struck by the sight of Chris in human form again because Chris's werewolf transformation leaves him mostly human, and Carl realizes that if their plan succeeds, Chris may never have to descend another stairwell and lose that state. Carl also notes Elle's goblin form, Prepotente's presence because of Jurgen, and Jurgen's refusal to leave before Lucia Mar is safe.

The tense reunion breaks when everyone bursts into laughter at Carl's dachshund body. Imani steps forward, cures Carl's slugpox, and carries Jacobus in a tiny transformed form. After Louis and Donut add more jokes at Carl's expense, Carl accepts the moment of relief and redirects the group toward the next objective: robbing a casino.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Races to Imani for a slugpox cure while trapped in dachshund form, then leads the group toward a casino heist.
  • Donut
    Helps Carl reach Imani, debates the Russians' deaths with Elle, and jokes during the reunion.
  • Imani
    Waits with the gathered crawlers, cures Carl's renewed slugpox, and provides a moment of relief.
  • Elle
    Reassures Donut about the Russians and tells Carl that his risky plans give everyone hope.
  • Chris
    Appears in human form again, reminding Carl what could be preserved if their plan succeeds.
  • Samantha
    Drives the truck badly, accompanies Carl and Donut, and cracks grim jokes about Carl's condition.
  • Prepotente
    Unusually remains with the group, staying because Jurgen has not yet left.
  • Jurgen
    Stays with the assembled crawlers because he refuses to leave before Lucia Mar is safe.
  • Lucia Mar
    Waits with the others in her beautiful-woman form, influencing Jurgen and Prepotente to remain.
  • Jamal
    Remains behind to guard the truck while Carl and Donut hurry to Imani.
  • Lil' Mello Haze
    A newly spawned sluggalo from Carl's slugpox who immediately wanders away.
  • Louis
    Joins the group's laughter by teasing Carl about his dachshund body's awkward exposure.
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