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A Parade of Horribles

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Horror, Humor and Comedy
Year
2026
Pages
705
Contents

Chapter 23

Overview

Before the third heat, Bucket Boy's news that Corcunda is nearby pushes Dong toward a reckless confrontation and adds new strain to the team's already unstable position. Carl, shaken by how narrowly they survived the last race, is forced to absorb a major revelation when Zev announces that the 11th floor is A Parade of Horribles and that the AI is becoming even more erratic and cruel. The chapter ends with Akuma secretly reaching out to Carl, setting up a morally dangerous choice involving the next heat, a possible alliance, and a chance at escape.

Summary

Bucket Boy blurts out that he saw Corcunda in the neighboring fifth-place garage, apparently drugged and traveling with the "weird ladies," while Pontiff is on another team. Dong immediately tries to force the garage open, determined to reach his friend, and Carl realizes this discovery will create exactly the kind of dangerous complication he had hoped to avoid. Samantha, Donut, Splash Zone, and others spill outside after Dong, while generated gremlins swarm the truck and heckle Carl.

As the others crowd the driveway, Carl stumbles repeatedly in the kangaroo costume and then stays on the floor, overwhelmed by how close his team came to dying after finishing last. The near miss makes Carl feel that he has lost the fragile sense of control he once had, and he worries about future heats that may pit Li Na, Zhang, and Tran against his team again. In the middle of this spiral, Zev privately messages Carl and Donut to say every surviving team must do a media appearance before the next race, and Carl's miserable pause ends with Rend vomiting frozen chicken on him.

After Carl cleans himself up, the standoff outside continues, and one of the generated gremlins unexpectedly hands Carl a note. Before Carl can read it, Zev delivers a dungeon-wide announcement while awkwardly reading the AI's script. The speech explains that "special guest creatures" can be voted onto the 11th floor, reveals that the 11th floor is called A Parade of Horribles, and says surviving crawlers will have to work together there. The announcement also shows the AI's volatility: it boasts about redirecting a Valtay bomb and then forces a mutilated Cascadia to speak before cutting her off.

When the announcement ends, Donut checks on Zev, and Carl finally examines the gremlin's note. What first looks like a crude joke turns into a hidden message when Carl's Escape Plan skill activates. The note, signed by Akuma, orders Carl not to tell anyone, says he needs to kill two teams in the next heat, and instructs him to visit C&W&U after the race by asking for top-shelf upgrades. Akuma claims they want the same thing, offers a possible alliance and a way to smuggle friends to the Pineapple Cabaret, and tells Carl to come alone.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Struggles with exhaustion and lost confidence, hears the 11th-floor reveal, and receives Akuma's secret offer.
  • Donut
    Pushes Carl to follow Dong, comments on the chaos, and worries about Zev after the announcement.
  • Dong
    Rushes to reach Corcunda after learning his friend is nearby and possibly drugged.
  • Zev
    Privately schedules a mandatory show, then awkwardly delivers the AI's disturbing announcement.
  • Bucket Boy
    Reveals that Corcunda and Pontiff are on other teams, triggering the chapter's first conflict.
  • Akuma
    Secretly contacts Carl through a coded note offering an alliance, instructions, and possible escape.
  • Samantha
    Charges toward the neighboring garage, jokingly eager to see Corcunda.
  • Hedy
    Manages the gremlins, discusses Donut's new throne seat, and tries to keep repairs on track.
  • Corcunda
    Unseen but newly located on another team, apparently drugged in a nearby garage.
  • Cascadia
    Appears briefly during the broadcast, injured and controlled by the AI.
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