A Parade of Horribles
by Matt Dinniman
Contents
Chapter 46
Overview
Carl regains his composure after nearly getting himself killed and shifts from blind rage to a more calculated response. Using Donut as a distraction, he secretly rigs the Tigrans’ truck with traps keyed only to Tigrans, setting up a possible strike against One Fine Pig without endangering Penelope. The chapter also reinforces the floor’s grotesque atmosphere as the group heads toward town and encounters the eerie Minister of Blood-Letting again.
Summary
After the chaos at Upano, Carl tells Donut, Elle, and Imani that they are heading into town, but he first makes a quick stop at the Tigrans’ garage. Imani checks on him after his reckless charge at One Fine Pig’s vehicle, and Carl admits he briefly lost control. Now calmer, Carl says he has an idea.
Carl returns to the Tigrans’ truck, where Dario and Nico have retreated with Penelope. He asks Donut to use All Eyes on Me in its spoken form, exploiting her high charisma so she can charm the Tigrans without singing. While Donut loudly delivers absurd “relationship advice” to Penelope and keeps the Tigrans transfixed, Carl slips close to the vehicle and plants two silent disintegration traps beside it. To avoid harming Penelope, Carl programs both traps to trigger only on Tigrans.
Once the traps are set, Carl and Donut withdraw and rejoin Elle and Imani. As they move down the sidewalk toward town, the strange pope-like skeletons from the Wienermobile pass by carrying a bucket of foul white liquid, led by the unsettling Minister of Blood-Letting. Donut cheerfully greets him, Elle jokes uneasily about the bucket’s contents, and Imani confirms it is something even worse, ending the chapter on an ominous note.
Who Appears
- CarlRecovers from his rage, devises a trap plan, and plants silent disintegration traps beside the Tigrans’ truck.
- DonutUses spoken All Eyes on Me to distract and charm the Tigrans while Carl sets the traps.
- ImaniChecks on Carl after his outburst, urges him to stay levelheaded, and identifies the bucket’s contents as worse than expected.
- ElleWaits with Imani, questions Carl’s distraction plan, and reacts uneasily to the pope-creatures’ bucket.
- PenelopePig connected to the Tigrans; Carl specifically avoids harming her when setting the traps.
- DarioOne of the Tigrans in the truck; tries to shield Penelope during Donut’s distracting speech.
- NicoOne of the Tigrans in the truck; is caught by Donut’s charm while Carl plants traps nearby.
- Minister of Blood-LettingCreepy pope-like skeleton leader who passes the group carrying a foul bucket during their walk into town.