A Parade of Horribles
by Matt Dinniman
Contents
Chapter 80
Overview
Carl enters the final heat expecting last-minute interference, and the chapter confirms his fears before the race even starts. A replacement team, Pontiff's risky portal test, and Carl's preparations for Osvaldo all build tension around whether the escape plan can still work.
The real blow comes at the starting line, where Carl discovers the final heats have been rearranged in ways that threaten every assumption his side was using. NPC-only teams appear, and key allies are suddenly forced into dangerous matchups with one another, putting the broader rescue and escape strategy in immediate jeopardy.
Summary
As Carl readies the team for the final heat, he confirms Jamal's flamethrower is ready and thanks Hedy for her help, treating the moment like a possible farewell. At the same time, Elle reports that the Bleak Congregation has left the realm and will be replaced for the last race, which immediately ruins the team's calculations. Donut reacts with mixed pride and concern, and Carl watches Osvaldo ride out on Bruna, assuming Osvaldo likely knows enough of the larger plan to act on his own.
Carl and Donut review Osvaldo's abilities and try to predict what he will do if forced into a desperate choice. Carl concludes that Osvaldo's likely move is smart, dangerous, and hard to counter, so the truck has to be ready for it. Jamal is brought only as a backup, and Carl hopes the final heat will last less than a minute if the rules are not changed again.
Meanwhile, Pontiff sends Carl new information about the top-floor casino portal. After buying a spell and consulting Rosetta, Pontiff explains that testing the portal himself may reveal whether it leads out of the playing field or somewhere useless, which would determine whether the escape plan is still viable. Carl does not want Pontiff to risk himself, but Pontiff insists because he wants to make amends for the kind of person he used to be. Carl accepts the help and sends Pontiff one more message for Herot as a contingency.
When the team enters the starting block, Carl notices the final heat works differently from the earlier ones. The racers seem to change scale as they approach the apartment lobby, and this time Carl can see other heats as well as the street and garage behind them. Dwight appears beside Carl's team with a missile launcher and taunts Carl, while his GPS uses Lucienne's likeness and voice to provoke them. Carl ignores the bait and prepares the truck's weapons, ordering Dr. Metcalf to time a shield-piercing shot and Mordecai's updated potion for the exact start. Their new GPS upgrades let Dr. Metcalf overclock systems and hide information from rival GPS units.
As Carl studies the visible heats, he realizes the final setup may have been rearranged in a devastating way. He spots a heat made entirely of NPC-driven teams, which suggests the old assumptions about the race may no longer apply. Then he sees Chris placed in the same heat as Imani and Elle, and in another heat Florin and Lucia Mar are matched against Louis and Britney. Those pairings mean all of Carl's careful planning may have just collapsed before the race even begins.
Who Appears
- CarlPrepares the truck, plans for Osvaldo, coordinates with Pontiff, and discovers the final heat has been dangerously reshuffled.
- DonutHelps assess Osvaldo's abilities, reacts emotionally to the setup, and recognizes team Yokai in the starting blocks.
- PontiffInvestigates the casino portal, proposes testing it himself, and offers Carl potentially crucial information.
- OsvaldoWaits for the final heat on Bruna while Carl assumes he may make a desperate, strategic move.
- Dr. MetcalfUses new GPS and weapons upgrades to prepare Carl's truck for the instant the race begins.
- ElleReports the Bleak Congregation's departure and later realizes Chris has been placed in her heat.
- DwightArrives at the starting line with a missile launcher and taunts Carl before the race.
- JamalMercenary backup for the final heat, ready with a flamethrower if Carl's plan fails.
- HedyGremlin ally whom Carl thanks before the final heat, underscoring the chapter's anxious mood.
- ImaniSuddenly placed in the same heat as Chris and Elle, threatening Carl's planning.
- ChrisRevealed to be racing directly against Imani and Elle in the altered final heat.
- FlorinAppears at the controls of a moped in a heat against Louis and Britney.
- Lucia MarRides behind Florin in the newly revealed heat that complicates Carl's strategy.
- LouisNow forced into the same heat as Florin and Lucia after the race reshuffle.
- BritneyPlaced with Louis in a dangerous new heat assignment against Florin and Lucia.