Cover of A Parade of Horribles

A Parade of Horribles

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Horror, Humor and Comedy
Year
2026
Pages
705
Contents

Chapter 53

Overview

Carl follows up on the mystery of Chachi and learns only partial mythology, not a practical explanation for why his patch reacts around Lucia or how Lucia's hidden children might be reached. The unanswered questions keep the danger around Lucia's situation unresolved. He then uses his key to open One Fine Pig's abandoned garage and recovers Penelope, preserving something of the fallen team after the recent heat losses.

Summary

Back in the cul-de-sac, Carl notices that the neighborhood has grown to ten houses because two teams were lost in the third heat. The abandoned houses are arranged by elimination order, with One Fine Pig's empty home closest. Outside, Osvaldo, Filipe, Radoslav, and Jasha chat about the garages, and Osvaldo explains that changing heats cost him access to garages from his original group.

While heading to the abandoned house, Carl checks replies to the message he sent about Chalchiuhtlicue, whom Samantha calls Chachi. Rosetta says Chachi is a minor goddess tied to childbirth, women, water, fire, and harvests, and that broad, catchall deities usually perform poorly in the Ascendency because their powers are comparatively weak. Carl then asks why his Scavenger's Daughter patch reacts when he speaks to Lucia and whether the same path Chachi may be using to reach Lucia's hidden children could work in reverse, but Mordecai admits nobody understands what is happening.

Prepotente adds that Chachi resembles the Aztec goddess of the same name, a generally benevolent figure linked to a flood myth. Donut interrupts the discussion with jokes about long names and excitedly invites Prepotente to her upcoming concert, revealing that Carl will perform a duet with her after using potions and scrolls to avoid embarrassing himself. The exchange briefly lightens the mood, but it does not answer Carl's larger fears.

At the abandoned garage, Carl uses his key to open the door. Inside, he finds Penelope the pig beside the damaged APV, happily licking up the remains of the gremlin that died after the team's shield activated. Carl kneels, calls to her, and leads Penelope out, bringing the last living piece of One Fine Pig into his own household.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Investigates Chachi's nature, worries about Lucia's children, and rescues Penelope from an abandoned garage.
  • Donut
    Jokes in chat, plans a concert duet with Carl, and invites Prepotente to perform.
  • Prepotente
    Provides Aztec context for Chachi and agrees to sing at Donut's concert.
  • Rosetta
    Explains Chachi's domains and why such broad deities tend to be weak in the Ascendency.
  • Mordecai
    Admits that he still has no clear understanding of the Chachi-Lucia situation.
  • Penelope
    One Fine Pig's surviving pig, found in the abandoned garage and taken in by Carl.
  • Osvaldo
    Chats with Carl outside and explains how changing heats affected garage access.
  • Jasha
    Talks with the others outside the garages as Carl arrives.
  • Filipe
    Stands with Osvaldo outside the garage during Carl's visit.
  • Radoslav
    Present in the garage-side conversation with Jasha and the others.
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