A Parade of Horribles
by Matt Dinniman
Contents
Chapter 66
Overview
Grull’s arrival turns the end of Heat Five into a near-disaster as Carl’s damaged truck glides into a crate-filled room while slag elementals and stalled racers choke the only exit. Realizing Grull will not leave until he is punished, Corcunda chooses to face the god, and Dong joins him in a final mounted charge aided by Donut’s magnet spell. Their sacrifice drives Grull away long enough for Carl and Donut to reach the finish line, complete the quest, and survive the heat at heavy emotional cost.
Summary
As Grull fully manifests, Carl learns that all four-legged creatures nearby have their strongest attack temporarily doubled. Carl, Donut, Corcunda, Dong, and Grigori drive off the end of the upside-down track into a new room full of crates, using Bubble Buddy and the truck’s Limbo upgrade to glide toward the distant exit. During the descent, Corcunda realizes Grull has come to punish him for re-forming, while Grull tears through the wall behind them and closes in through the molten metal.
When the truck lands, Grull’s axe strike wrecks the vehicle’s shield and a tire, while slag elementals surge ahead of him. Donut uses Laundry Day to eject the Maestro from Grull’s chest and drop the orc into the molten steel, buying the group a short reprieve before the Maestro can regenerate and return. Carl activates the spider legs and heads for the only exit, but the legs are slow, the room is clogged with wrecked racers, and the elementals are rapidly overtaking everyone.
Seeing the jam at the doorway and understanding that Grull will not leave until he has punished him, Corcunda decides to go to the god voluntarily. Dong refuses to abandon him. The two share a farewell, Corcunda gives Dong his scarf, and Dong summons his lance, choosing to ride with Corcunda into battle. Donut, recognizing this as their best chance to survive, casts Big-Ass Magnet on Dong’s lance and warns that it will grow stronger over several seconds.
As Carl’s truck approaches the exit, Corcunda and Dong leap out and charge directly at Grull. The magnetized lance pulls millions of screws from the shattered crates, and the flying metal rips through the oncoming slag elementals, collapsing them into molten puddles while also peppering Dong and Corcunda. Even so, Dong lowers the lance and strikes Grull. The god calls it "a good death" and vanishes back to the twelfth floor, taking the immediate threat with him.
After that sacrifice clears the way, Carl and Donut travel through a Hole and push through the final stretch in silence and exhaustion. Their team crosses the finish line with only fifteen seconds remaining. Heat Five ends with Team Sparkles in first, Team Free Love in second, Team Flamengo in third, and the Royal Court of Princess Donut in fourth, while Lady Dominators and the Gimp are eliminated; despite the loss of Dong and Corcunda, Carl’s group survives and completes the quest.
Who Appears
- CarlDrives the damaged truck through Grull’s attack and gets the team to the finish line.
- Princess DonutUses Laundry Day and Big-Ass Magnet, helping neutralize Grull and enabling Dong and Corcunda’s final charge.
- CorcundaNewly fused mantaur marked by Grull for punishment; chooses sacrifice to save the others.
- Dong QuixoteRefuses to leave Corcunda, takes up his lance, and rides with him in a fatal attack on Grull.
- GrullGod of war who hunts Carl and Corcunda, buffs four-legged creatures, and is finally driven away.
- The MaestroTourist controlling Grull’s body; Donut ejects him into molten steel, briefly removing his influence.
- GrigoriInjured after the crash and ruefully admits he should have asked about Corcunda’s deity ties.