A Parade of Horribles
by Matt Dinniman
Contents
Chapter 96
Overview
Carl’s trap succeeds: Donut pins Emberus during Penelope’s protected swap, forcing the god into a brief vulnerable state and drawing him into the arena. When Taranis realizes Emberus attacked Penelope, he kills his brother, and the resulting blast devastates the battlefield while leaving Scolopendra and Krakaren still alive.
The chapter marks a huge but costly turning point in Carl’s parade plan, removing one god while badly damaging the arena and Carl’s allies. With Penelope restored, Carl ready to press his advantage, and Eris suddenly entering the realm, the conflict shifts toward an even more dangerous next phase.
Summary
Carl gives the signal, and Donut uses one of Lucia’s loop-de-loop traps to swap into Emberus’s chamber while Penelope is teleported outside at Taranis’s feet. Because Khepri is present, Penelope is invulnerable for ninety seconds, which lets Donut fire Katia’s Bolt of Ophiotaurus into one of Emberus’s eye sockets and then pin him with a Danforth bolt in the other. The bolts make Emberus vulnerable and immobile for fifteen seconds, but Emberus still launches a lethal fire spell at Carl; Carl’s Four-Leaf Clover Patch redirects the attack to Penelope instead.
Donut immediately takes Carl back outside with Puddle Jumper. In the arena, Carl finds total chaos: the upgraded vehicles and mounts are mowing through thousands of monsters, the Krakaren boss has been battered into the stands, and Scolopendra is still active and preparing its next major attack. Carl also sees that Penelope has been reduced to a bubbling, dying mass near Taranis, Khepri is confused, and Emberus erupts out of Scolopendra in his enormous monstrous form while still briefly vulnerable.
Because Scolopendra’s next attack is coming and everyone except Carl is exposed, Carl realizes Emberus must be stopped at once. Taranis sees Emberus rise and understands that Emberus was the one who attacked Penelope. With a moment of clarity, Emberus pleads, but Taranis twists his wrist and destroys his brother just before the vulnerability window ends.
Emberus’s death creates a massive shockwave that blasts everyone and everything across the arena. Carl survives because of his temporary invulnerability, but Donut is hurt and the battlefield is devastated: the RV is broken in half, vehicles are wrecked, Jamal loses his legs, Florin is badly injured, and other allies scramble to report in and recover. Despite the destruction, several major assets remain: Scolopendra is still alive with a health bar in the green, Krakaren is still alive in the stands, the food truck is somehow still operating, and Sarah Hayse keeps the Abrams tank firing.
In the aftermath, Taranis heals Penelope back to full form and resumes doting on her, showing that Carl’s bait worked exactly as intended. Carl checks his inventory, confirms he has the last items he needed, and mounts his motorcycle to act while his invulnerability still lasts, though Donut refuses to leave him. Just as Carl prepares his next move, time freezes with a system message announcing that Eris has entered the realm.
Who Appears
- CarlTriggers the trap, survives Emberus’s attack, surveys the shattered arena, and prepares his next move.
- DonutSwaps in for Penelope, pins Emberus with special bolts, teleports Carl out, and refuses to leave him.
- EmberusCaught by Carl’s plan, briefly made vulnerable, attacks Carl, then is killed by Taranis.
- PenelopeUsed as bait, protected by Khepri’s effect, nearly destroyed by redirected fire, then healed by Taranis.
- TaranisFinds Penelope wounded, realizes Emberus attacked her, kills his brother, and restores Penelope.
- ScolopendraStill alive after the trap, begins charging another attack, and remains a major threat.
- KrakarenBattered into the stands, survives the chaos, and remains under attack from the tank.
- KhepriHis god effect makes Penelope temporarily invulnerable, enabling Carl’s trap to work.
- JamalFights through the arena with Samantha, then survives the blast despite losing his legs.
- LuciaHer trap enables Donut’s swap, and she later keeps Florin alive after the explosion.
- FlorinBattles beside Lucia and is left badly injured when Emberus explodes.
- ImaniCoordinates a check-in after the blast and helps assess which allies survived.
- ElleSurvives the explosion and calls for help after being trapped in a wrecked vehicle.
- PrepotenteReports that the RV has been broken in half and can no longer shelter the group.
- Sarah HayseUses the Abrams tank’s main gun and hexcrafter magic to keep firing at Krakaren.