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A Parade of Horribles

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Horror, Humor and Comedy
Year
2026
Pages
705
Contents

Chapter 68

Overview

In the aftermath of the disastrous race, Carl gathers the survivors to discuss his next move while Bucket Boy and Bigs learn that Dong and Corcunda are gone. Samantha immediately latches onto Grigori as a possible path to getting a new body, opening a potentially important new thread. Meanwhile, Cascadia's drunken announcement raises the stakes by confirming the brutal structure of the last two heats, the possibility of Outreach Guild escape deals, and that floor eleven will be a timed boss floor.

Summary

After the team gets out of the still-hot truck, Donut presses Carl to finally explain his plan. Carl agrees, but insists on gathering everyone first and speaking carefully so the gods cannot overhear whatever he intends to say.

Bucket Boy, Bigs, and Samantha enter the garage and immediately ask about Dong and Corcunda. Carl begins to apologize, and Donut redirects everyone toward the safe room so they can sit down and discuss what happened, while putting Mongo on guard duty.

Before that larger conversation can begin, Samantha notices Grigori and realizes Carl has been hiding him from her. Their meeting turns chaotic and comic: Grigori grandly introduces himself as a master flesh sculptor, while Samantha immediately tries to recruit him to find her a compatible body. Grigori becomes interested enough to examine Samantha further, and Samantha drags him off toward her place with Jamal invited along.

The mood shifts when Cascadia makes a drunken dungeon announcement. She reveals that heats six and seven will run back-to-back, that the final heat will contain three teams and only the winner survives, and that an Outreach Guild will be available between the last two heats for anyone trying to make a deal. She also mentions that floor eleven will include a floor boss and a total time limit of three hours, then breaks down ranting about Cumberland. After the group reacts to the spectacle, Hedy prepares to reveal the audience-voted truck upgrade.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Prepares to reveal his plan and tries to organize a careful group discussion.
  • Donut
    Pushes Carl for answers, helps gather everyone, and directs the move into the safe room.
  • Samantha
    Seizes on Grigori as a chance to get a compatible body and drags him off for examination.
  • Grigori
    Introduced to the group as a celebrated flesh sculptor and shows interest in examining Samantha.
  • Cascadia
    Makes a drunken announcement about the final heats, Outreach Guild rules, and floor eleven's time limit.
  • Bucket Boy
    Arrives with Bigs and immediately asks what happened to Dong and Corcunda.
  • Bigs
    Comes in with Bucket Boy and silently reacts to the absence of Dong and Corcunda.
  • Hedy
    Checks the tablet results and offers to reveal the audience-voted truck upgrade.
  • Jamal
    Follows Samantha and Grigori when Samantha summons him to come along.
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