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A Parade of Horribles

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Horror, Humor and Comedy
Year
2026
Pages
705
Contents

Chapter 42

Overview

The new race leg turns chaotic almost immediately as acid rain, narrow jungle paths, and hostile racers disrupt Carl's advance. Quemada's breakdown becomes a serious liability, forcing Finley to knock her unconscious before she harms herself or the team. The chapter also raises the stakes of the course when Imani reports that another team has already been wiped out by a trap, prompting Carl to coordinate more carefully with allies.

Summary

The new leg of the race begins as Olga drives Carl, Donut, Finley, and Quemada down the dirt track under heavy acid rain. Team Free Love quickly pulls ahead, the Lady Dominators overtake them, and Carl learns that a shot from a plant-like racer missed its intended target and instead hit Osvaldo's team. Osvaldo confirms that his group survives, but the opening moments already show how chaotic and dangerous the course is.

Inside the vehicle, Quemada suddenly collapses into a severe panic attack. She raves that the racers have been repeating everything over and over, asks whether she is crazy, and spirals after whatever the elf mage said before the race. Olga explains that Quemada has a panic disorder and has been unstable since Helado, the ice fairy who used to calm her, was killed by a chain demon.

The group enters the jungle, where darkness, mud, acid, and narrow trails make driving even harder. Donut casts Torch so they can see, and the teams split at the first branching paths: Team Free Love takes the safer long route, Team Sparkles, One Fine Pig, and Osvaldo go left, while Carl's group follows the same middle path as the Lady Dominators. Before Carl can gain ground, a giant hot-dog-shaped vehicle from another heat suddenly merges onto their trail and blocks them, forcing Olga to stay behind it.

As the pressure rises, Quemada becomes openly self-destructive and begs to end everything. Finley stops the crisis by using a sleep ability on Quemada and carefully setting her down, admitting she has not been right since Helado's death. Immediately afterward, Imani contacts Carl from behind, says her team has already lost Henrietta and her partner to a trap that swallowed their mount whole, and confirms they can handle the cliff ahead. Carl sends Imani his route and decides his team will wait long enough to make sure they get through.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Monitors the chaotic race start, manages route choices, and coordinates with Imani after hearing of a deadly trap.
  • Quemada
    Fire fairy mercenary who spirals into a severe panic attack about repetition and begs to end her life.
  • Olga
    Drives the team through acid rain and cramped jungle paths while trying to keep control of the vehicle.
  • Donut
    Keeps defensive magic ready, lights the dark jungle with Torch, and reacts sharply to Quemada’s collapse.
  • Finley
    Porsuk mercenary who attempts to calm Quemada and finally puts her to sleep to stop her breakdown.
  • Imani
    Contacts Carl from behind, reports Henrietta’s team destroyed by a trap, and confirms her team can handle the cliff.
  • Osvaldo
    Checks in after his team survives an early misfired attack from another racer.
  • Genesis
    Rides with the Lady Dominators and taunts Carl’s group as her team speeds ahead.
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