A Parade of Horribles
by Matt Dinniman
Contents
Chapter 44
Overview
After surviving a river crossing and a swarm of flying piranhas, Carl’s team reaches the Upano pit stop and learns that the garage offers no real safety because the doors must remain open and safe-room protections are disabled. Donut calms Jamal’s panic about death and loss by affirming that he is part of the family. That reassurance turns bitterly tragic when Finley, trying to save Olga and Quemada, steps into the street for help and Team One Fine Pig’s APV instantly kills all three.
Summary
Carl’s truck reaches the river and survives a pack attack from flying piranhas because the shield has recharged. Donut uses her Fresh into Salt spell on the river to finish many of the fish, and the truck kills most of the rest. Olga and Quemada remain unconscious during the drive, while Finley grows increasingly distressed, blaming himself for sedating Quemada so heavily and for failing to protect Olga.
The team finally reaches the pit stop in the Lost City of Upano. Inside, all the racers’ suburban houses have been rearranged into one long street, with some garages already occupied and two homes boarded up, suggesting lost teams. Carl sees that his group has arrived near the front of the field, but Hedy explains the major danger of the pit stop: safe room rules do not apply, the garage door cannot be closed, and the vehicle cannot leave again until the two-hour timer ends.
While inspecting the garage, Carl and Donut discover Jamal stuck upside down on the ceiling. Jamal admits he climbed up to see everything because he is terrified that Carl’s death would erase all of them, and he becomes too frightened to come down. Donut floats up, talks him down gently, and later explains that worrying about uncontrollable loss only ruins what they still have; she tells Jamal that he is family and that family helps each other when someone is in trouble.
Donut orders Mongo and Jamal to stay behind and guard Hedy. Finley then emerges carrying Olga and Quemada and announces that he is going into town to look for a temple or healer, insisting that they are his family and that he will do whatever it takes to protect them. The moment Finley steps into the street, Team One Fine Pig’s speeding APV slams into him, Olga, and Quemada, killing all three instantly and ending the chapter with system notices of their deaths.
Who Appears
- CarlLeads the team into Upano, assesses pit-stop dangers, and witnesses Finley’s sudden death.
- Princess DonutUses magic against the piranhas, comforts Jamal, and reinforces the group’s family bond.
- FinleyDistraught over Olga and Quemada, leaves to find help, and is killed immediately outside the garage.
- JamalGets stuck on the ceiling and reveals his fear of death, loss, and being erased.
- HedyGarage mechanic who explains that pit stops lack safe-room protections and leave the garage exposed.
- OlgaRemains unconscious from earlier injuries and is killed while Finley carries her out.
- QuemadaStill heavily sedated and unresponsive when Finley takes her into the street to seek aid.
- Team One Fine PigArrives at the pit stop at high speed and runs over Finley, Olga, and Quemada.
- MongoReleased in the garage, reacts to Jamal, and is assigned to help guard Hedy.